In my defense, I own no such pajama bottoms. But if a crime against fashion is the only comeuppance I get from writing the article, I consider myself lucky.

Those who violate traffic regulations should be punished.

See, if you break any one of those commandments, you do not love your neighbor as yourself.

You can't do anything of the sort. It is against orders.

Under no circumstances should we do anything against the will of the people.