The owner, noticing that she was blonde, decided to have some fun and told her she could save some money if, when she got home she would blow real hard in the tailpipe, and the dents would pop out.

I banged us into it, pulled down his pants, told him he must never do that again, and smacked him. Hard.

He then tried to snatch it from me and was rewarded with a sharp kick for his troubles.

Adults see me always asking "was there any crying," I ruthlessly stare at him and then chilly say "no".

He lifted her into the carriage, but her feet continued to dance, so that she kicked the good old lady violently.