| 1 | Jean: I never thought an embalmer was a decent job. | |
| 2 | When a chief dies, he is also laid to rest in a hammock with his head to the west. | |
| 3 | In one of the night's few surprises, the best foreign language film went to "Departures, " a drama about an unemployed cellist, from Japan. | |
| 4 | A scene showing an encoffination ceremony from 'Departures,' which won the Oscar for best foreign picture in 2008. | |
| 5 | "We mustn't let his feet get cold," the male encoffiner said, seeking volunteers to put socks on my father-in-law's feet. |