One day, the Mother frog called for her son to tell him something.

For the woman, her love can turn a frog into a beautiful man, while for the man love reduces the woman to what psychoanalysis calls a "partial object", that in you which makes me desire you.

But new research finds that frogs might be doing even worse than we thought.

To prove it I’d have to cook a live frog and that’s not going to happen.

Not a frog moved: they all just sat and sang.