| 1 | We lost our edge. | |
| 2 | But Gates probably should have still checked his swagger at the door. | |
| 3 | Clinton is hoping to stop Obama's momentum in Texas and Ohio. | |
| 4 | This often exists in a man of sixty more than a boy of twenty. | |
| 5 | What sets the Onion apart, however, is that Mr Obama has not blunted its barbs at all. |