Your colleagues may make this into a contest of lame witticisms, but you can simply opt out.

But then I thought about how lame it was to do something like that to myself for no good reason.

While not all foot problems can be prevented, a large majority of problems do result from incorrect or poor footwear.

That's a lame answer, not just to me, but to a lot of employers.

Today, everybody speaks English, or at least Bad English, which is the world's fastest growing language.