| 1 | The phantom cake eater has been here again! | |
| 2 | But he was stumped by the gloomy profundities of Loch Ness. | |
| 3 | We all know that truth can be illusive in this world. | |
| 4 | No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allan Poe; | |
| 5 | And caught on camera in the wild for the first time the elusive Borneo rhino. |