| 1 | "I AM SO tiredof being a stonecutter, " Haku sighed. | |
| 2 | Corollary: If you need a stone wall, hire an Italian mason. | |
| 3 | Was an English Heritage stonemason asleep on the job? | |
| 4 | After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. | |
| 5 | "Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!" |