| 1 | Sarah Morton: Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one. | |
| 2 | In hemorrhoid patients, those veins stay swollen and sometimes bleed. | |
| 3 | They looked awful. The worst piles I had seen in ages. | |
| 4 | This in turn reduces the risk of bowel problems such as haemorrhoids and diverticular disease. | |
| 5 | But the piles had not gone away and were now bleeding and causing her intense pain. |