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But Mr. Houghton had fought in the First World War alongside both Americans and French, and had come - by who knows what illogic? - to a settled detestation of both countries.

Somewhere along the way, we think of failure as something bad - it gets laden down with judgment and negative thoughts.

After abusing you so abominably to your face, I could have no scruple in abusing you to all your relations.

But a public beleaguered by lost jobs seems loath to embrace such an idea.