1 | It is better that they spend the money on the living than the dead. | |
2 | Isn' t it racist that the world has first, second, and third class citizens and first, second, and third class dead? | |
3 | If you are giving a eulogy, tell a story about yourself and the deceased. | |
4 | Let the dead have the immortality of fame, but the living the immortality of love. | |
5 | The police tried to chase the dead man's brother up but they had no idea where he lived. |