Write down anything that cannot be pushed off to the following day.

Those of you wondering why they always blow you off when youcall, now you know the answer; you were simply forgettable.

Start something you've been putting off.

But all of them began to make excuses for not helping: the elephant was too dignified; the lion, too proud; and so on.

This is why parties are so often involved in same-sex kissing - and why the disinhibiting effects of alcohol frequently contribute.