You are not a horrible, stupid person for not knowing how to resolve the problem.

In a Stupid Network, if you have congestion, you just add more connections, bandwidth, switching or processing power.

If I have a Stupid Network and I get an idea for a communications application, I just write it.

In a Stupid Network, control passes from the center to the edge, from the telco to users with an abundance of processing power at their fingertips.

And that's not a stupid question.