| 1 | What? My mother-in-law will be here next week? | |
| 2 | Drunk man: My wife and mother-in-law! | |
| 3 | A popular variant of the dominant female is the mother-in-law. | |
| 4 | A mother-in-law on a honeymoon is a fifth wheel. | |
| 5 | Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother -in-laws . |