| 1 | You are tortoises son. | |
| 2 | You are a sick son of a bitch. | |
| 3 | After 5 years, the son still didn't appear. The parents decided to eat. | |
| 4 | Papa Turtle is telling his son a bedtime story. "Once upon a time, there was a white bunny." | |
| 5 | My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. |