Not only would that be highly illegal; you are what you eat, and you are what that squirrel eats and that's not going to work out well for either one of you.

They feed on fruit and, occasionally, on other animals.

Dog: But the real dog food consumer is me!

Generally the poor eat vegetables, while the rich eat food that eats vegetables. Lots of it.

They said, bring some papers, or anything important, I grabbed my Chihuahuas, and I got some dog food, and that's all we brought.