| 1 | President Ahmadinejad threatens to close Strait of Hormuz. | |
| 2 | We spilled 25,000 barrels of oil into the Strait of Hormuz, by Iraq. | |
| 3 | Admiral Mullen said Iran has the ability to create a "hazard" in the Straits, but not to sustain it against U.S. forces. | |
| 4 | One sailor sustained light injuries, but there was no oil leak and the strait remained open for business. | |
| 5 | His idea of small talk is 'Good morning' and 'Want the coordinates of our secret military base in the Strait of Hormuz?' |