| 1 | Number three is the story of a local drunk in Thailand. | |
| 2 | Because they say that we would go off and drink it up, and that we are drunkards and idlers! | |
| 3 | When the inebriated elk was freed, it lay for a while on the ground, seemingly unconscious. | |
| 4 | Two drunkards meander around Dublin like Odysseus in the Aegean. | |
| 5 | Fools, drunks, and the United States of America cannot rely on special providence. |