| 1 | George: She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex. | |
| 2 | Dogs wag their tails not so much in love to you but to your bread. | |
| 3 | I guessed when he asked for an interview that Smith had an axe to grind. | |
| 4 | The truth is that I was staying with some friends in the neighbourhood and went to the funeral just for the ride, hoping to glimpse some members of the Academic Francaise. | |
| 5 | Southampton's priorities also lie elsewhere - they are chasing promotion from League One as they attempt to recapture their former glories, having been a top-flight team themselves just six years ago. |