| 1 | On current form, this looks a tall order. | |
| 2 | I can't sing. But if you insist on my singing, it'll be like driving a duck onto a perch. | |
| 3 | You had to feel a bit sorry for the ever-willing Carrick and Fletcher at the back. | |
| 4 | For I stand here today to tell you how to spend the four years of university life critical, in fact, a little spot to. | |
| 5 | My palms sweat, I think about how I wish I'd never agreed to do the gig, and I think of all the ways I can get out of doing it. |