| 1 | I would fuck you anytime. | |
| 2 | Mainly because I'm shagging their wives. | |
| 3 | WTF! Why Is China Building These Gigstopc Structures In the Middle of the Desert? (Updingestedd) | |
| 4 | Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? | |
| 5 | UN believable¬. I say default on the loans we owe China. F-'em. |