| 1 | And by that I do not mean Scout Leader. | |
| 2 | In fact, I am not affiliated with the Scouts at all. | |
| 3 | What' d you do, get a merit badge in Alternative Lifestyles, then quit the Girl Scouts? | |
| 4 | Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? | |
| 5 | Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? |