| 1 | "I'm serious," I said. | |
| 2 | Indeed, I have been a complete ass, and I know it. | |
| 3 | But in good earnest now, mother dear, what does this scarlet letter mean? | |
| 4 | To the Goffs, these are the outward signs of the tough character of the inner Ork. | |
| 5 | Microsoft is finally getting serious about multitouch, which users love for its simplicity. |