| 1 | Why did it take hours for someone to find Elvis? | |
| 2 | They were married three and a half years ago by an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas. | |
| 3 | "Uh, yeah, well, no, more like a bad Elvis movie, " I said. | |
| 4 | It's such a loss. It feels like when Kennedy died, when Elvis died. | |
| 5 | And if superheroes are not your thing, he also claims to do a stellar Elvis. |