| 1 | Our team sucks. | |
| 2 | Old people like noodles cooked to a pulp. | |
| 3 | Rice: If done right, cooked not too mushy or too al dente | |
| 4 | A bowl of beef stew and a bowl of rice, the beef is a lot and cooked soft sticks, and a person could eat very satisfiedly. | |
| 5 | Reading constantly about them in the news and what it is they are doing is like slamming my head into a block of cement until my head is bloody pulp. |