| 1 | A hen and a cow are chatting, both full of grievance. | |
| 2 | I am not complaining, nor am I protesting either. | |
| 3 | How to move from whining about the economy to whoopee! | |
| 4 | Macedonia's Muslim Albanians, a quarter of the population, are also griping. | |
| 5 | Chinese businessmen operating in India grumble about the difficulty of getting visas for Chinese workers. |