There’s just not enough time in the day to get everything done, so your running shoes or novel or bath salts or strappy sandals just gather dust.

When the dog needs a bath, he begins to stink.

She wore them everywhere—Kindergarten, Sunday school, even to bed. The only time she took them off was when she went swimming or had a bubble bath.

Almost half of us change the towels daily or after every shower.

If you put tumeric under your fingernails, and pepper on your neck, and take a grapefruit shower, you’ll feel better.