| 1 | The film that follows amounts to a prolonged bout of paranoid hysterics. | |
| 2 | Everyone loves a good striptease in movies. | |
| 3 | It seems like some climax of a romance movie... but too bad the other party is a female. | |
| 4 | Bill Murray improvised the "Cinderella story" sequence from two lines of stage direction. | |
| 5 | This might sound like fodder for a reality series. Indeed, it is. |