| 1 | You are a disciple of Spencer! | |
| 2 | Even the stanchest of Spencer's followers will not go farther. | |
| 3 | The next morning, Scientist Spencer decided to put the magnetron tube near an egg. | |
| 4 | You can't even begin to answer those questions until you hear the story of Dewey Readmore Books, the beloved library cat of Spencer, Iowa. | |
| 5 | While Spencer was standing next to the device one day, a chocolate bar in his pocket melted. |