| 1 | The whole country cleans up the mess this state leaves behind. | |
| 2 | Today, I had to wipe my ass with one of my socks. | |
| 3 | I can't be responsible for you every time you screw up! | |
| 4 | Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my own butt. FML. | |
| 5 | Ria: So I shouldn't lie to save your ass. |