| 1 | In the other stood the Dear Leader, gaunt after a reported stroke. | |
| 2 | It lists all royal diary appointments from the previous day and was created by George III in 1803, reportedly after he became frustrated with inaccurate newspaper reports. | |
| 3 | One of the foundational myths of Egyptian religion, the legend tells how Osiris, murdered by his brother Seth, was chopped into pieces and scattered all over Egypt. | |
| 4 | Tired of the singer's focus on his solo career and "Brand Tyler", the rest of the band are reportedly choosing between a "long hiatus" and a new leader. | |
| 5 | And about two weeks later, a Chicago futures trader fatally shot himself after reportedly sustaining big losses in his personal portfolio. |