| 1 | We liked Brittany and Tiffany... | |
| 2 | They headed to Britney's hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. | |
| 3 | Someone was telling how Brannigan fixed 'em over in the Eleventh. | |
| 4 | Blaine took on a Zen-like appearance in the water tank as the minutes ticked, but Winfrey was anything but calm. | |
| 5 | Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. |