| 1 | Then Gingerbread Man met a pig. | |
| 2 | "Make me a gingerbread man, mother," said the little boy. | |
| 3 | Make gingerbread cookies and bring them to a homeless shelter. | |
| 4 | Run, run, as fast as you can, But you'll not catch the Gingerbread Man. | |
| 5 | And to think all I made over Christmas was a lame gingerbread whorehouse. |