| 1 | Did you lose today' s softball game? | |
| 2 | But in softball, the pitcher must throw the ball underhanded. | |
| 3 | And softball is slated for elimination from play after these Olympics. | |
| 4 | Basketball is in the winter. Softball is in the spring, when the weather' s warmer? | |
| 5 | There is one big difference between baseball and football in America. |