| 1 | Don't be an April Fool! | |
| 2 | 'You probably think I'm being foolish, don't you?' | |
| 3 | Any dupe files will be deleted on sight. | |
| 4 | Then, when you're in charge, don't hire the people who were jerky to you. | |
| 5 | What looks great on a fashion model usually looks pretty on anybody else. |