| 1 | 屎 | 屎 | shǐ | shi3 | stool; feces; ear wax; nasal mucus | | |
| 2 | 铲屎官 | 鏟屎官 | chǎn shǐ guān | chan3 shi3 guan1 | (neologism) (coll.) pet owner (lit. "official in charge of cleaning up poop") | | |
| 3 | 吃屎都赶不上热乎的 | 吃屎都趕不上熱乎的 | chī shǐ dōu gǎn bu shàng rè hu de | chi1 shi3 dou1 gan3 bu5 shang4 re4 hu5 de5 | lit. if you were eating warm shit, it'd be stone cold by the time you finished it (idiom); fig. (of a person) too slow; can't keep up | | |
| 4 | 搅屎棍 | 攪屎棍 | jiǎo shǐ gùn | jiao3 shi3 gun4 | (derog.) shit-stirrer; troublemaker | | |
| 5 | 拉不出屎来怨茅房 | 拉不出屎來怨茅房 | lā bù chū shǐ lái yuàn máo fáng | la1 bu4 chu1 shi3 lai2 yuan4 mao2 fang2 | lit. to blame the toilet because one is having difficulty completing a bowel movement (idiom); fig. to blame others for problems caused by one's own shortcomings | | |
| 6 | 扣屎盔子 | 扣屎盔子 | kòu shǐ kuī zi | kou4 shi3 kui1 zi5 | (northern dialect) lit. to cap in excrement; fig. to discredit with absurd unfounded accusations; to vilify | | |
| 7 | 占着茅坑不拉屎 | 占著茅坑不拉屎 | zhàn zhe máo kēng bù lā shǐ | zhan4 zhe5 mao2 keng1 bu4 la1 shi3 | lit. to occupy a latrine but not shit (proverb); fig. to be a dog in the manger | | |
| 8 | 石屎森林 | 石屎森林 | shí shǐ sēn lín | shi2 shi3 sen1 lin2 | concrete jungle | | |
| 9 | 石屎 | 石屎 | shí shǐ | shi2 shi3 | concrete | | |
| 10 | 脐屎 | 臍屎 | qí shǐ | qi2 shi3 | newborn baby's excrement (meconium); belly button discharge (infection) | | |
| 11 | 鸟不生蛋,狗不拉屎 | 鳥不生蛋,狗不拉屎 | niǎo bù shēng dàn , gǒu bù lā shǐ | niao3 bu4 sheng1 dan4 , gou3 bu4 la1 shi3 | lit. (a place where) birds don't lay eggs and dogs don't defecate (idiom); fig. god-forsaken; remote and desolate | | |
| 12 | 鸟不拉屎,鸡不生蛋 | 鳥不拉屎,雞不生蛋 | niǎo bù lā shǐ , jī bù shēng dàn | niao3 bu4 la1 shi3 , ji1 bu4 sheng1 dan4 | lit. (a place where) birds don't defecate and hens don't lay eggs (idiom); fig. god-forsaken; remote and desolate | | |
| 13 | 猫屎咖啡 | 貓屎咖啡 | māo shǐ kā fēi | mao1 shi3 ka1 fei1 | "kopi luwak" or civet coffee, made from coffee beans plucked from Asian palm civet's feces | | |
| 14 | 懒驴上磨屎尿多 | 懶驢上磨屎尿多 | lǎn lǘ shàng mò shǐ niào duō | lan3 lu:2 shang4 mo4 shi3 niao4 duo1 | (proverb) A lazy person will find many excuses to delay working; lit. When a lazy donkey is turning a grindstone, it takes a lot of time off for peeing and pooing | | |
| 15 | 拉屎 | 拉屎 | lā shǐ | la1 shi3 | to defecate; to shit; to crap | | |
| 16 | 扣屎盆子 | 扣屎盆子 | kòu shǐ pén zi | kou4 shi3 pen2 zi5 | to make a scapegoat of sb; to defame; to slander | | |
| 17 | 把屎 | 把屎 | bǎ shǐ | ba3 shi3 | to support a child (or invalid etc) while he or she defecates | | |
| 18 | 狗屎运 | 狗屎運 | gǒu shǐ yùn | gou3 shi3 yun4 | (coll.) (other people's) dumb luck | | |
| 19 | 狗屎 | 狗屎 | gǒu shǐ | gou3 shi3 | canine excrement; dog poo; bullshit | | |
| 20 | 狗改不了吃屎 | 狗改不了吃屎 | gǒu gǎi bù liǎo chī shǐ | gou3 gai3 bu4 liao3 chi1 shi3 | lit. a dog can't stop himself from eating shit (idiom); fig. bad habits are hard to change | | |
| 21 | 狗吃屎 | 狗吃屎 | gǒu chī shǐ | gou3 chi1 shi3 | to fall flat on one's face (vulgar) | | |
| 22 | 耳屎 | 耳屎 | ěr shǐ | er3 shi3 | earwax; cerumen | | |
| 23 | 屙屎 | 屙屎 | ē shǐ | e1 shi3 | to defecate | | |
| 24 | 端屎 | 端屎 | duān shǐ | duan1 shi3 | to support a child (or invalid etc) while he or she defecates | | |
| 25 | 不拉人屎 | 不拉人屎 | bù lā rén shǐ | bu4 la1 ren2 shi3 | to do inhuman acts (slang) (idiom) | | |