I just hope they do three things for losers like me.

But to do it when she is in the car makes him feel like he is a failure because he couldn't get her there.

Me. I’m that loser.

“I identify with the underdog,” he said.

Only . . . we might have a hard time getting people to join a club with “losers” in its name. Plus, no one would show up for meetings—we’d all lose our notes about when and where to meet!